reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.– Tablo (via etrnity)
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watcing this right now!
ivy watches orange is the new black season 2 / episode 6 pt ii
Via Life sucks, then you die.
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS
This is fucking horrifying.
WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
i’m not an american. Is this for real coming out of the victim’s pocket? Is there any coverage from insurance companies?
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Via Gewgaws and Trinkets.
You can’t go to the pharmacy without someone saying, “Hey, you’re the girl from Harry Potter!” and I’m like “Yeah! Just buying tampons, see you in a bit!”
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since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again